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Supressing murderous rage [Sep. 16th, 2009|10:26 pm]
[Current Location |Stark Tower]
[Current Mood | artistic]
[Current Music |Aphex Twin - CAT 00897-A1]


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Grilled asparagus and Itallian sausages. Oh, and beer. [May. 24th, 2009|04:50 pm]
[Current Location |My Dad's house]
[Current Music |Electric Six - Fabulous People]

I also have some Louisiana hot links. Chips. Cheese dip. Sunkist. Dr. Pepper. A big dog. A big tortoise.

Come over to my Dad's house for Memorial day. We'll gorge ourselves on food in remembrance of those who fell to preserve our liberty to barbecue and drink beer.
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Things and stuff. [Apr. 5th, 2009|04:00 pm]
[Current Location |Dads's palacial estate.]
[Current Music |Dramatic battle music on the History Channel]

So I got my wisdom teefs out on Thursday. Cost me ~$400 altogether. Not bad I suppose. They stiff hurt. I really miss actual food. But hey, hooray for no more teeth trying to fit where there's no more room.

I found out my Aunt in law died. I have no idea when. It was weird, my Dad was talking to my uncle Jon on the phone and I could tell something was wrong, but then they went right back to planning their off-roading trip like it was nothing. When they were done talking may Dad didn't say anything so I didn't think it was a big deal. Later he injected it into normal conversation like it was no big deal. He's weird about emotions. My aunt Cynthia was super-crazy, and annoying as fuck, but she was family. She was a kind and interesting person and I will miss her dearly. She had battled cancer for years and the cancer finally won. Way to put up a good fight Tia.

My sister cut off my dog's tail. I guess he was trying to shoo her out of a room and when she closed the door it pinched off the end of Kona's tail. That crazy dog has never been shy about smacking her big-ass tail into anything and her tail-nerves are completely dead by now so she didn't even notice. She was painting the walls and ceiling with blood, just wagging her tail happy as can be. Gross.

I'm housesitting for my Dad for the week. I finally got back on the internet after I remebered to disable my static IP settings. I'm a dork.

I need a new job.

I need to find a room mate or a new place to live. Anyone got any ideas?

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Looking for a room mate [Apr. 1st, 2009|10:27 pm]
[Current Location |My awesome apartment]
[Current Music |Morbid Angel - Invocation of the Continual One]

So Nate's moving out in 60 days and I need a room mate. Anyone want to live with me? I'm clean and quiet. Nate's paying $591.42 a month. I'm awesome, come live with me.
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Tokyo drifting [Dec. 22nd, 2008|12:41 am]
[Current Location |the Bleed]
[Current Mood | energetic]
[Current Music |Rude Mood - Stevie Ray Vaughan]

I just got done 4 wheel drifting on the freeway. Been a long long time since I've had that kind of fun.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951df2bc7b011dfdee3c780146
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survagina [Nov. 11th, 2008|11:58 am]
[Current Location |work]
[Current Mood | tired]
[Current Music |the sound of projectors]

People who have been tagged are politely requested to write their answers on their blogs, replacing any question that they dislike with a different one. State who you were tagged by, and tag some new people to do this quiz.

tagged by: [info]tvismyboyfriend


01. What is/was your favorite show on TV?
non animated: 30 Rock
animated: The Venture Brothers

02. What are you wearing at the moment?
non-threatening shirt over playstation gameskin shirt, black cargo dickies, and black midtop vans sk8s

03. What was the best part of your day?
I got a kiss from a pretty girl

04. What is your favorite dish to cook?
bachelor chow. It's a lot like Spanish rice, but with more kinds of animals

05. What is your favorite drink?
soda, beer

06. What is your room like?
My whole life is a dark room. One. big. dark. room.
Naw I'm just kiddin' I got a ticked out bed and a big-ass desk with a kickass computer and my own bathroom and a walk-in closet and a plant and hella comics. My room is awesome.

07. What is your favorite restaurant?
Frankie & Johnnies & Luigi too. ooh or Mabo.

08. What will you be doing after finishing this?
staring into space 'till around 1:50 when the horde of school children will descend upon Camera 7 like a plague of locusts.

09. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A rock star

10. Your favourite movie?
Any movie that spells words with unnecessary "u"s in the title. Like Conan the Barbarian or Star Wars, maybe Big Trouble in Little China

11. Which family member are you closest to?
myyyyy sister?

12. What are you most afraid of?
human stupidity

13. Favourite place(s) to shop?
Fry's

14. What does the next 5 years hold for you?
Don't you mean, "What do the next 5 years hold for you?" I imagine I'll be correcting grammar on the internet for the next five years.

15. What's the meaning behind your LJ username/name/nicknames you go by?
an ex picked it for me. It had something to do with being contrary to conventional christo-fascist morality. I think it was meant to be ironic. Like if supressing science, gay rights, and womens rights is good and holy then I must be evil and crazy.

I tag: [info]anyone who feels like it
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It's my birthday. Come eat grilled foodz and drink brewed beers [Sep. 7th, 2008|02:33 am]
[Current Location |nifc]
[Current Mood |older]
[Current Music |I Hear you Knockin' - Lazy Lester]

fur realz

BirthdayCat
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Affliction: Banned [Jul. 18th, 2008|01:25 pm]
[Current Location |stately Wayne <anor]
[Current Mood | thirsty]
[Current Music |Cypress Hill - When the Shit Goes Down]

Tomorrow, Saturday July 19th, my apartment, 5 pm.

PPV bouts:
Fedor Emelianenko (Pictures) vs. Tim Sylvia (Pictures)
Matt Lindland (Pictures) vs. Fabio Negao (Pictures)
Josh Barnett (Pictures) vs. Pedro Rizzo (Pictures)
Renato Sobral (Pictures) vs. Mike Whitehead (Pictures)
Mark Hominick (Pictures) vs. Savant Young (Pictures)
Antonio Rogerio Nogueira (Pictures) vs. TBA
Ben Rothwell (Pictures) vs. TBA

FOX Sports Televised undercard:
Aleksander Emelianenko (Pictures) vs.Paul Buentello (Pictures)
JJ Ambrose (Pictures) vs. Patrick Speight (Pictures)
Brett Cooper (Pictures) vs. Mike Pyle (Pictures)

http://www.afflictionclothing.com/banned_july19/fight_card.php

This ought to be some shit worth seeing.

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Indiana Jones [May. 22nd, 2008|02:44 pm]
[Current Location |Fortress of Solitude]
[Current Mood | disappointed]
[Current Music |Chuck Berry - Come On]

I know you want to see it, but don't. It's bad. Even going in with low expectations it was heartbreakingly bad. Please, do not waste your time.
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Einstein: Belief in God a 'product of human weaknesses' [May. 13th, 2008|10:50 pm]
http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2008/05/13/einstein-religion.html

Renowned scientist Albert Einstein dismissed the Bible as a collection of “pretty childish” legends and belief in God as a “product of human weaknesses,” according to a letter to be auctioned this week.

Einstein, who was Jewish, also rejects the notion that Jews were God’s chosen people.

The letter was written in German in 1954 to philosopher Eric Gutkind.

It is to be auctioned in London, England, on Thursday by Bloomsbury Auctions, and is expected to fetch between $12,000 and $16,000 US.

Einstein writes "the word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."

Born to a Jewish family in Germany in 1879, he also adds that "for me, the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstitions."

He also wrote "the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong, and with whose mentality I have a deep affinity have no different quality for me than all other people.

“As far as my experience goes, they are also no better than other human groups, although they are protected from the worst cancers by a lack of power. Otherwise I cannot see anything 'chosen' about them."
Einstein 'rather quirky about religion': expert

Many have speculated about the religious or spiritual beliefs of the Nobel Prize-winning physicist, whose theory of relativity revolutionized the study of physics.

Some have pointed to Einstein’s quote that God "does not play dice" with the universe (his rejection of the randomness of the universe) as proof of his belief in a higher being.

Others have said that the quote does not advocate a belief in God and have referred to other letters written by Einstein.

"I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly,” he wrote in another letter in 1954. "If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."

John Brooke, professor emeritus of science and religion at Oxford University, told the Associated Press that the letter lends weight to the notion that "Einstein was not a conventional theist" — although he was not an atheist, either.

"Like many great scientists of the past, he is rather quirky about religion, and not always consistent from one period to another," Brooke said

Brooke said Einstein believed "there is some kind of intelligence working its way through nature. But it is certainly not a conventional Christian or Judaic religious view."

Bloomsbury spokesman Richard Caton said the auction house was "100 per cent certain" of the letter's authenticity.

It is being offered at auction for the first time by a private vendor.

Also: Lemme smell yo dick
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Bas Rutten's in GTA IV? [Apr. 30th, 2008|02:13 pm]
[Current Location |Fortress of Solitude]
[Current Mood | sore]
[Current Music |Merciful Fate - The Bell Witch]

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Who wants to go see Cloverfield? [Jan. 17th, 2008|11:29 pm]
[Current Location |fortess of solitude]
[Current Mood |Clean]
[Current Music |The Guess Who - These Eyes]

I'm thinking century 21. I'm not sure they're getting it.
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I want Chocolate [Jan. 10th, 2008|02:01 pm]
[Current Location |work]
[Current Mood | groggy]
[Current Music |I've got "Brick House" stuck in my head]

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1214128517/bctid1364247562

stupid media embed is broken, but if you've got a few minutes, check out the link
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fire explosions and blood [Jan. 10th, 2008|03:14 am]
[Current Location |stately Wayne manor]
[Current Mood | thirsty]
[Current Music |Dirty Rotten Imbeciles - Snap]

So I tried to burn down my kitchen today. I was waiting for a pot of water to boil when I noticed a burning smell. I looked at the stove top to see I had a glass lid chillin over one of the burners with a fire under it.
Springing to action I grabbed an oven mitt and put the lid in the sink. I quickly turned off the burner, (whoops, wrong burner) when I noticed a weird sound coming from the sink.

*creeeeeeeeePOP!*

Glass everywhere. The lid exploded in the sink and most the glass went down the drain. I had to disassemble my garbage disposal to get the glass out. Turns out shattered glass can get pretty sharp. I cut myself a few times which made trying to reassemble my disposal tricky because blood makes screwdrivers slippery.

After I cleaned up I finished my spaghetti sauce and gorged myself into a coma. Now I've got that thing where I went to bed to early and woke up with nothing to do, but I'm in this weird hazy state of boredom where I don't want to play video games. meh.

How come pimps are so into their fingernails?

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rain [Jan. 9th, 2008|12:16 am]
[Current Location |stately Wayne manor]
[Current Mood | okay]
[Current Music |Placebo - Special k]

Ok, I was all happy to have winter feel like winter and everything, but I'm ready for it to be less wet out now. Come on weather system. Some of us want to go skateboarding.
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anyone want to go see "I am Legend" tonight? [Dec. 13th, 2007|09:41 pm]
I dunno, could be could, most likely crap, but there ought to be cool people there. Hit me up.
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My TV died. [Dec. 10th, 2007|03:11 am]
[Current Location |Apartment 10, Department Zen]
[Current Mood | mournful]
[Current Music |Footsteps in the Dark - The Isley Brothers]

I just finished playing some Street Fighter and when I hit the "input" button it made a weird popping sound. No there's no picture whatsoever. It's got sound but no picture. I had an emotional connection to that TV. I feel like a dearly beloved pet just died.

I feel so empty inside like there's a cold, dark, 60 inch hollow in my heart.

I'm so lonely, someone hold me.
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Well here's the best news I've heard since 1991. Street Fighter 4 [Oct. 18th, 2007|05:31 pm]
[Current Location |Stately Wayne Manor]
[Current Mood | optimistic]
[Current Music |Pantera - Killers]

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My PS2 seems to have resurrected [Oct. 1st, 2007|06:14 pm]
[Current Location |Las Venturas]
[Current Mood | cynical]
[Current Music |Kool and the Gang - Hollywood Swinging]

rejoice and pay homage to the glory.

someone come play street fighter with me

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I'm in Denver bitches! [Sep. 26th, 2007|04:39 pm]
[Current Location |Westminster Colorado]
[Current Mood | exanimate]
[Current Music |The Cars - Let the Good Times Roll]

The Swans layed it down at the Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, and the Arches national park.
The Denver Art Museum was all like, "who's this cat with the Cali plates?" And then we turned that bitch out, grabbed some fish tacos at Wahoo's, and rolled up on Highlander Comics with a franklin. Then I kimura'd Renzo Gracie while my sister Dia sacked John Elway. Take that Colorado.
We're representing for the Swans all across the world and still hittin' them corners in our Toyota Sienna girl!

Tomorrow it's Rocky Mountain national park. What!

We're driving driving, back back, to Cali Cali, Friday morning so I'll be back in town probably sometime Saturday night.

p.s. I had to drive 3 blocks to pirate this internet on my sister's laptop.

ps2. is busted, someone buy me a ps3
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